FUCK TRUMP DECK

yup . We’re doing it again. Fucking bite us if you don’t like it . Suck our actual dicks from the back if you’re mad. We don’t care.

Proceeds from each decks are being donated to planned parenthood because fuck everyone who is against reproductive freedom.

Again. Suck it from the back. We don’t wipe properly too. Ask your closeted trump voting dad.

Laser engraved top ply. Random top and bottom ( lol ) color plys too.

USA made. Strong af. Holds up to our chonky owners weight. Shits mint hoss .

No corners were cut in the process of making these decks, fucking shits expensive to make now. Y’all don’t even know lol. No B- grade wood . No hidden crappy middle plys that some competitors hide and still charge top dollar for. These are heavily tested by the almost 300lb handsome brothers rider and Simon ( the skinny one )

Multiple sizes and shapes to choose from. Like there’s one that the owner and Jimbo NEEDED to have. And one that Simon whined and whined about till I caved and made because he’s a good lil boy.

And a 8.38 because Lowkey I was forcing myself to skate 8.25 because we’d order those the most but now I’m like “fuck it, we ball”